my life feels slightly out of control right now. i miss tumblr but like i really do not have much time to spend on here anymore. (And I’m afraid of outlander spoilers because im behind on the show now…) This job is so stressful and we get like no appreciation for working every day for 9-14 hours. Hopefully, november 4th, it will all pay off!
The Little Rascals 20th Anniversary Reunion
john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like
john would definitely put the most random things in sherlock’s hands. like a single egg. and sherlock would come out of it and either break it immediately and stare at his messy hand for 5 seconds or look at it like “…why this. when this.”
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies
like do they even know? i bet benedict was asleep and accidentally left his phone in the kitchen
martin probably picked up his phone and went “ok” and then rolled over and went back to sleep